Last night I was delivering some bacon wrapped scallops to a table. As I approached the couple I put it in the centre of the table when the ensuing conversation took place.
Her: Oh no that is for my husband. I don’t like seafood.
Me: I don’t like seafood either.
Her: Oh really.
Me: Yes everytime I see food I eat it!
She and the hubby laugh. Okay , okay maybe it was a bit corny but they liked it.