I am going over to greet the guest.
Me: Hi , welcome how are you doing tonight? Done all your Christmas shopping yet?
Guest: Blank Stare
Me: Okay just want to let you know what our feature is , I tell them….
Guest: I would like to make up my own mind and look at the menu….
Me thinking: Okay Mr. Asshole with attitude , who’s decision ultimately will it be on what you decide upon. You don’t think I am ordering the feature for myself do you? You dumb fuck! I am just letting you know…….
Me: just clearing the table and my hands are full.
Guest: Do you have a dessert menu?
Me thinking: Yes we do. Here you take your dirty dishes out of my hands back to the dishpit and I will run and get the menues right away you fat bitch!
Or , we do but we are only allowed to give it to people we like.
Or, no we do not serve desserts here.
Sometimes I don’t know what it is about people!